Speedrun To Redemption

Lyrics

Vox: Alright, show me redemption

Charlie: Step one, say you'll get it done

Make redemption your resolution

Angel Dust: Fine

Charlie: Step two, bid the booze adieu (Angel Dust: Hey!)

A sober mind's primed for absolution

Step three, dignity!

Try dressing more modestly!

Step four, feed the poor!

Demon: Hey, ain't you that fancy whore?

Charlie: Five, six, seven, eight

Come on, buddy, concentrate!

Change some babies! And

Help old ladies across the street!

Isn't he sweet?

Vox: Uh-huh

Velvette: Right

Charlie: Come on, Angel! You're far from shameful

Just misunderstood!

You can be good! For good! (Angel Dust: Woah!)

All you skeptics, pay close attention!

We'll speedrun from here to redemption

Step nine! Give a hobo a dime!

Vox: Yeah, no way this story is bogus (Velvette laughs)

Charlie: Step ten, do one through nine again (Angel Dust: Again?)

Just in case the angels in charge didn't notice!

Step eleven—

Vox: Little question, this guy gets to Heaven how?

Charlie: Step twelve, what the hell?

Pentious was redeemed by now!

Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

Better, nicer, faster, quickly!

Wear this top hat, and build a rocket

You gotta commit! Sssstart ssspeaking like thisss!

Have depression! An egg obsession!

And a leathery hood! Then you'll be good for good!

Then save a friend from a certain demise— oh, fuck!

Maybe the key is self-sacrifice!

If you offer up your life with pure intentions!

We'll speedrun from here to redemption!

Angel Dust: I hate you