Like You

Lyrics

Emily: You're gonna make so many new friends here

Potential amigos around every corner

No bullies or bums, the chums are tens here!

It'll be a breezy piece of cake to form your

Brand new squad, crew, or clique

If you want some buddies

You'll have your pick

'Cause no one here is like you

Not one remotely like you

You've got mystique

You're strange and unique

You'll make pals come hither

With every hiss and slither

Evеryone will like you

'Cause no one here is like you

Emily, Abel, and St. Peter: Scented candles

Ponies

Marshmallow

Discotheques!

Sir Pentious: Do you have enriched uranium?

Emily and Abel: No! But we got a unicorn polo stadium!

St. Peter: Christmas romcoms all year long at the Multi-plex!

Abel: I'm in love with you Santa Claus

Emily, Abel, and St. Peter: Five stars!

And no one here's addicted to crack!

Sir Pentious: I'll get back to my friends

Once I gradate the voltage and calibrate this lens

I will find a way

To quantize this frequency

Updrive the peak speed

So I can see them today!

Emily, Abel, and St. Peter: No one here schemes like you (Sir Pentious: I'm coming, Cherri!)

Sheds skin or blasphemes like you (Sir Pentious: I'll see you in Hell!)

In no time we shall, become your best pals!

Sir Pentious: (screams and crashes) Shit.

Emily: Yeah, I forgot to mention

You're not able to leave

But look on the bright side

We'll have so much fun here

From now 'til kingdom come here!

Emily, Abel, and St. Peter: We literally will (Sir Pentious: No, no, no, no, no)

Have forever to chill (Sir Pentious: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!)

Emily and Abel: You'll soon know us too well (St. Peter: Ooh-woah)

Since you can't go back to Hell (St. Peter: Yeah, yeah)

Emily, Abel, and St. Peter: So wave your lonely days bye

You big weird lonely snake guy

Beagles! Sprinkles! Friendship!

Guinea pigs! Churros! Pangolins!

Everyone will like you 'cuz no one here is like you

(Sir Pentious crying)

Emily: Ooh, maybe that didn't help actually.