Hell's Greatest Dad

Lyrics

Lucifer Morningstar: Looks like you could use some help

From the Big Boss of Hell himself

Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp

(Lucifer Muppets: "Five Stars!" "Flawless!" "Greater than great!")

Oh, with the punch of a pentagram

I wap-bam-boom, alakazam

Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb

But you get the family rate!

"Thanks, Dad"

Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?

(Woh-oh-oh!)

Michelin tasting menu free a la carte

I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref!

Champagne fountains,

Caviar mountains,

That's just a start!

Alastor: Who's been here since day one?

Who's been faithful as a nun?

Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun

Your executive producer

Charlie Moringstar: That's true!

Alastor: I'm your guy

Your day-to-day

Your chum

Your steadfast hotelier

Remember when I fixed that clog today?

Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir!

Charlie: Oh you!

Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

Charlie: Aawww!

Alastor: You're like a child that I wish that I had

Lucifer: Uh, what?

Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned

Lucifer: Hold on now!

Alastor: It's a little funny

You could almost call me Dad!

(Lucifer plays violin)

(Alastor play piano)

(Lucifer play accordion)

Alastor: They say when you're looking for assistance

It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour

There's no substitute for pure angelic power!

Who just happens to also be your blood!

Alastor: Sadly, there are times

A birth parent is a dud

They say the family you choose is better

Lucifer: What a bunch of losers!

Alastor: Can you butt out of my song?

Lucifer: Your song? I started this!

Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!

Lucifer: Oh you tacky piece of—

Mimzy: It's me!

Yes, it's me!

I know you were all waiting for me

I'm here

What a gas

Took a while but I'm present at last!

It's me

It's me

Mimzzzyyyyyyy!

Lucifer: Who?