Clean It Up!

Lyrics

Niffty: There's an endless stream of trash and filth and hundreds of bugs
If you love the stench of jizz
Wait 'til ya smell our rugs
'Cuz people barf and piss and cum on them a ton
And when they do, I get to go and
Clean! It! Up! (Charlie: What?!)

Hypodermic needles left all over the place
And our rats have grown immune to being sprayed by mace
So I gotta take my knife and stab 'em all in the face
And now they treat me like their queen
Because I'm covered in rat blood (Charlie: Niffty, no!)

A magical land
Hotel of my dreams
Disgusting-est, ugliest building that I've ever seen!
And I get to clean it up!

Charlie: Niffty, what are you doing?
Niffty: Helping!
Charlie: Can you help differently?
Niffty: Okay!
(In Japanese) ホテルは本当にとても素晴です。 (Hoteru wa hontōni totemo sutekidesu) (The hotel is really nice)

Charlie: Um...

Niffty: チャーリーはとても優しい上司です。(Chārī wa totemo yasashī jōshidesu) (Charlie is a very kind boss)
彼女は成功すると信じています。 (Kanojo wa seikō suru to shinjite imasu) (I believe she will succeed)

Charlie: Can anyone understand this?

Niffty: とっても大好きです、いつも！(Totemo daisukidesu itsumo!) (I love it so much, always!)

Charlie: Why?

Niffty: 犯罪者は TRASH (Hanzai-sha wa TRASH) (Sinners are TRASH)
そして彼らは ASSHOLES (Soshite karera wa ASSHOLES) (And they are ASSHOLES)

Charlie: Oh no...

Niffty: でも私はまだ夢を信じています！(Demo watashi wa mada yume wo shinjite imasu! ) (But I still believe in the dream!)
私は clean it up! (Watashi wa clean it up! ) (I clean it up!)
YESSSSS!

Charlie: And that's why the hotel is... gooood!
Right?
Yayyy...