Our Girl, Charlie (Season 1 Recap)

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Before we go forward, let's rewind

To when Lu and Lilith damned mankind.

Gave Eve a red delicious. Heaven's rage was vicious.

Now let's skip a page or three or four to be more expeditious. Hahahahaha!

Charlie Morningstar, Lucifer's daughter

Had a little plan to save the damned from the slaughter.

Made a Hotel for the people of Hell.

To come and redeem themselves. And well...

Heaven's general, Adam from the Garden

Loved killing Sinners, wouldn't grant them a pardon.

He sealed their fate and moved up the date

Of the next Extermination, which was less than great for...

Our girl, Charlie

So desperate to show

Sinners could learn to repent

Do good deeds and grow.

She sang some malarkey,

Forgiving a spy.

And yours truly fed a TV head

A slice of humble pie. Then I…

Went to a meeting with Carmilla

The top-shelf Overlord weapons dealer.

Velvette pressed her to reveal

She'd killed an angel with Angelic Steel.

Now Angel Dust did a saucy dance

A tragic victim of circumstance.

He and Husk had a heart-to-heart.

Did anyone actually like this part?

Our girl, Charlie

Called her absent pops.

That corny mother-ducking king

Pulled out all the stops.

Mimzy barged in

And no one liked that

And me and Husker had ourselves a friendly little chat.

Then Charlie went to Heaven

Where she wasn't fully welcome

Tried to tell them about the progress she had made.

The council looked down upon the merry band

Of Angel, Pen, and Cherri and...

Determined they were vermin

Who deserved to meet the blade.

Em and Sera had a fight.

Buried secrets came to light.

Vaggie fought for those above.

She fell from grace and fell in love.

Our girl, Charlie

Was in quite a bind.

I took pity, brought her around to Rosie's to find

Her cannibal army. They lent her an ear.

Carmilla taught old Vaggie how to handle her spear.

The day arrived of the dreaded Exorcism.

Pentious died of attempted heroism.

I got a little hurt.

We put Adam in the dirt.

Niffty scored the final blow

Though I did almost all the work.

As dust cleared on a Hell changed forever

The gang rebuilt their pointless hotel together.

I have plans to put in motion.

There's a moment here to seize.

Though I have a sneaking notion that the same goes for the Vees.

Who will be victorious?

Will someone be redeemed?

And that is where the story is if all is as it seemed.

Who knows what twists the future has in store?

You may laugh

You may cry.

You may lose your mind.

But you sure as hell won't be booooooorrrreeeeeddd!!!!